Monday, January 19, 2004

APOLOGY AND CORRECTION: No Rock and Roll Fun would like to apologise if we'd given the impression that it was possible that Michael Jackson had at least the means and motive to have sexually abused children who slept over with him at the Neverland Ranch. Our assumption - that it was possible, and that there must be at least a case to answer - was based on the decision by American Police to charge Jackson. However, we have since discovered that Uri Geller hypnotised Jackson three years ago and Jackson said he had never abused a child, and that's good enough for us. Under hypnosis, Jackson is alleged to have told his star-struck friend his relationships with children were not "sexual" but "beautiful," so there you have it: no case to answer at all.

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