No Rock And Roll Fun

APPARENTLY AIRLINE SAFETY FEARS ARE MISPLACED: If there really was a risk of aeroplanes turning into flying bombs right now, would Limp Bizkit be announcing a show in London? Wet-my-pants Durst called off his Far East dates because he was too scared of a nebulous terrorist threat to go there, so we're assuming that someone must have reassured Durst that its safe to cross the Atlantic. He's probably been reassured by Homer and Marge making it back without their plane being hijacked.