No Rock And Roll Fun

BANKS BANKS ON WANKS: Realising that music is a dodgy trade to be in, G-Unit's Lloyd Bank has announced a move into a steadier business, knocking out porn movies. It's possible both he and 50 cent might turn up in cameo roles, but a spokesperson says "they've got tiny penises which wouldn't show up on camera, so they'll keep their pants on" ("neither 50 Cent nor G-Unit will be engaged in any sexual behavior but may make general appearances in film.")