No Rock And Roll Fun

I WAS A PRETEEN MOUSE-EAR WEARER: They're making a TV Movie based on the Britney and her Mom 'book' A mother's Gift, which everyone seems to have decided is a "biopic about Britney's early life" despite being about a girl called Holly.

And besides, if it was going to be a Britney biopic, who gives a stuff about the days when she was in the Mickey Mouse club? It doesn't start getting interesting for years after that...