No Rock And Roll Fun

BRITNEY SPEARS IMITATES ROSS FROM FRIENDS: Although we're not sure if Jason Allen Alexander (no, sadly, not George from Seinfeld) had cats whiskers drawn on his face when it happened, but the News of the World reckons that Brintey got married in Las Vegas. They've got a copy of the licence, but nobody's entirely sure if they went through with the seventy buck deal at the Little Wedding Chapel. But she did keep to some of the old traditions - she turned up pissed, apparently.