No Rock And Roll Fun

ELLE GIRL - COOLER THAN YOU, CERTAINLY COOLER THAN US: Maybe the Sexiest 50 Men poll in Elle Girl in the States has helped Clear Channel to embrace black jeans and floppy fringes. We were certainly surprised at most of the choices in the chart - thanks to Becky Bamboo for bringing it to our attention, by the way:

50.) Fabrizio Moretti (The Strokes)
49.) Jared Followill (Kings of Leon)
48.) Jack White (The White Stripes)
47.) Mike Skinner (The Streets)
46.) Ben Kweller
45.) Joel Madden (Good Charlotte)
44.) Benji Madden (Good Charlotte)
43.) Ja Rule
42.) Rufus Wainwright
41.) Joe Firstman
40.) Eminem
39.) Rivers Cuomo (Weezer)
38.) Ryan Adams
37.) Gilberto Cerezo (Kinky)
36.) Adam Levine (Maroon5)
35.) Nick Jago (Black Rebel Motorcycle club)
34.) Conor Deasy (The Thrills)
33.) Usher
32.) Damian Kulash (OK Go)
31.) John Mayer
30.) 50 Cent
29.) Paul Banks (Interpol)
28.) Jason Mraz
27.) Chingy
26.) Taylor Hanson (Hanson)
25.) Tim Wheeler (Ash)
24.) Pelle Almqvist (The Hives)
23.) Beck
22.) Nick Valensi (the Strokes)
21.) Sondre Lerche
20.) Deryck Whibley (Sum 41)
19.) Tyson Ritter (All American Rejects)
18.) Mos Def
17.) Nick Zinner (Yeah Yeah Yeahs)
16.) Bert McCracken (The Used)
15.) Tom Delonge (Blink 182, Box Car Racer)
14.) Chris Carrabba (Dashboard Confessional)
13.) Jin
12.) Brandon Boyd (Incubus)
11.) Rhett Miller (Old 97's)
10.) Bow Wow
9.) Julian Casablancas (The Strokes)
8.) Pharrell Williams (N.E.R.D., Neptunes)
7.) Roddy Woomble (Idlewild)
6.) Chris Martin (Coldplay)
5.) Craig Nicholls (the Vines)
4.) Robert Carmine (Rooney)
3.) Conor Oberst
2.) Justin Timberlake
1.) ALEX GREENWALD (Phantom Planet)

Now, assuming you're not po-faced and tutting that they're judging them on their tight little asses and bright shining eyes, and if you ignore Chris Martin - isn't that perhaps the most amazing year-end poll so far? Plus it shows Jack White aint as hot as he likes to think.