No Rock And Roll Fun

I CLIT: Christina Aguilera has "decided" to remove most of her piercings after a record company focus group reported she was looking ridiculous ("after a backstage experience made her realise she might be frightening children"). She's going to leave her clit piercing with a bit of metal in, though, presumably because she thinks it makes her come across as some sort of sexual outlaw, rather than the sad reality which is people picture her panties as being like a handbag full of nails.