No Rock And Roll Fun

I HIT: We've got a spot of advice for young Chris Martin. Honeybunches, if you don't want nasty photographers taking your photo, rather than punch them like a girl, why not keep away from events that are designed purely to create photo ops for the paps, like, say, Kate Moss' 30th birthday party. Not marrying a Hollywood star might also have helped, you know. But if you are going to carry on traipsing round the free champers and ice carved swans scene, you might want to try getting used to having your picture snapped. Because a few more three-year-old style tantrums, and you'll discover the press will turn on you incredibly.