No Rock And Roll Fun

"WE HAVE MORE OLD ROPE" SAYS DURST "YOU GUYS GOT ANY MORE MONEY?": Limp Bizkit have added a second date at Brixton Academy - they'll also be droning on and on on the 28th March now, as well. In other 'old men railing against the system that feeds them well' news, Metallica, the RIAA's lackeys in dirty denim, are playing the ultimately pointless download festival again. We stress they wouldn't like it if you went to the festival, taped their set, ripped it to mp3, and uploaded the whole thing to the web, and certainly wouldn't encourage anyone to view that as a challenge to have a race to see who can do it first.