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CAN I HELP YOU WITH THAT?: How nice of Max Clifford to take time out of his busy schedule to suggest that Charlotte Church needs help. Max reckons Charlotte "desperately needs somebody that understands the way the media works." If only there was someone like that, Max, but where would she find someone willing to take on such a job? Frustratingly, Max doesn't suggest any names of, say, silver-haired media fixers who represented that woman who claimed that the Hamiltons had raped her and advised Kerry McFadden not to do I'm A Celebrity. We wonder if he had anyone in mind.