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THE FIVE-YEAR PLAN: An interesting piece from Reuters on Beyonce-as-product, including some background on how the solo demographic is "more flexible" than the Destiny's Child one (more men, wider age range when it's just her; add in kelly and the other one and you're looking at 15-30 year old girls); the plans to turn her into a purchasable stink-perfume, and the news that after the destiny's child tour, the band will probably disappear for five years. Not mentioned is the news today that she wants to be Lois Lane in the upcoming Superman movie. Only the Man of Steel can cope with such bootyliciousness.