No Rock And Roll Fun

IF YOU'RE SO STYLISH...: Well, we're not certain but we suspect that the Queer Eye For The Straight Guy soundtrack can only be some sort of falling on swords moment - it's got bloody Sting on it, for Radclyffe Hall's sake. Honestly, who in their right mind would take advice on what trousers to wear by someone who'd then hand you an iPod with Sting on it? The Queer Eye team obviously need to call in a bunch of bisexuals to sort them out sharpish.