No Rock And Roll Fun

"IS THERE ANY CHANCE WE CAN TWEAK IT A BIT INTO A PAUL ROBESON?": Atlanta are now thinking that their plans to raise a statue of James Brown might need a spot of re-thinking; it's not so much the new wife-beating charges (after all, if you're happy to stick up a figure in honour of a chap who takes potshots at the cops, a spot of renewed domestics wouldn't cause any extra worry, would it?) but the challenges involved in trying to get his new super-mad hair right in bronze that is giving them the willies.