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INNOCENT VICTIMS: At long last, someone is speaking up for the innocent victims of the Michael Jackson case. No, not the kids, the Jacko impersonators who "fear ruin" following the latest twists. Let's just pause for a moment to consider what on earth a Michael Jackson lookalike would, well, actually look like. And, then, collect our thoughts and move on.
The lookalikes have found the only work they're being offered now is to go on satirical shows and take the piss out of the famous face they believe they share. Shouldn't we be organising a telethon or something?
In other Jacko news, someone should perhaps pour the News of the World a glass of 'jesus juice' as they seem to be convinced they've got an exclusive story about the financial arrangrements between him and baby seller Debbie Rowe. Erm, that would be exclusive in the sense of 'read out of the court papers that everyone has access to', would it?
Sunday, February 01, 2004
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