No Rock And Roll Fun

OR MAYBE THE KITTENS HAVE SPLIT. IT'S HARD TO SAY: The question is, if Atomic Kitten haven't split and are "just taking a break from pop music", then why are Jenny and Liz launching solo careers?

Jenny Frost says the only thing the former Kittens won't be doing is "posing naked for Playboy" - which we can fully believe, as it's hugely unlikely the international magazine would lower its standards so far. But we're guessing more gusset-lowered shots for FHM (and newcomers Nuts and Zoo) will be in the offing.

Meanwhile, Natasha is bristling that "babies don't get air miles." Which seems to be fair to us, because firstly, babies really don't fly well, and their knock-on distress makes flights really horrible for eveyone else (it's bad enough worrying if you've got shabbily-trained Met Police 'air marshall' fingering his trigger under his waistband without having mewling to contend with as well); secondly, very, very few babies actually buy their own tickets and would benefit from being able to build up a collection of miles.