No Rock And Roll Fun

MY LIFE WITH THE STARS: The News of the World hasn't, we'd guess, paid much to Kathryn Biddle for her 'my life with Justin Hawkins' revelations. Although they try and play up their scoop - "Weird Secrets of Darkness Star Justin" are promised by the headline, but really... Biddle doesn't have much that's that biddable. You'll go "Oh? Really?" and turn over as The News of the World reveals how:

* having sex in a tent at the Reading Festival, the flap almost opened but, um, didn't

* the student couple ate baked beans

* Justin would wear Y-fronts, and

* they got engaged with a ring bought in Argos