No Rock And Roll Fun

NOW I'M ALL GROWN UP: A short while ago, Britney was worried because she wasn't a girl, but not yet a woman. Now, though, she's reached full maturity. Who says? Clear Channel Entertainment, who've decided that Britney is no longer a kid's artist - officially. But there's a pay-off - they reckon her audience will now be a bit more pov than before. At least, that's how they're explaining the slow ticket sales - apparently, with the college-aged demographic, they might have to save up for a couple of months to be able to afford to buy the tickets.

es. On the other hand, they might also spend it on beer instead.