No Rock And Roll Fun

YOU KNOW WHAT?: Having seen the picture:



- we're now thinking that clearly is something prepared in rehearsal. Which clearly makes both Justin's protests that "I am sorry that anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance of the Super Bowl. It was not intentional and is regrettable" a bit of a fib, and CBS's flustered "there was no indication any such thing would happen. The moment did not conform to CBS' broadcast standards and we would like to apologize to anyone who was offended" about as credible as the Hutton Report. MTV's apology for the incident seems to suggest they think that it's only the right Jackson breast which blew up in their face, while it's clear that the NFL actually hated all of it: "We were extremely disappointed by elements of the MTV-produced halftime show," Joe Browne, NFL executive vice president, said. "They were totally inconsistent with assurances our office was given about the content of the show. It's unlikely that MTV will produce another Super Bowl halftime." We'd suggest that next year they consider getting in Ed 'stewpot' Stewart, who's lead more than one chorus of 'You'll Never Walk Alone' during FA Cup warm-ups. He's a safe pair of hands.