OUTKAST UPSET PEOPLE: Dammit, the Grammys nearly got away without upsetting people (except those of us who find Dave Matthews unacceptable); even the moment where - apparently - Christina fell out of her shirt happened away from cameras. It would all have been so smooth but for Outkast coming on dressed up as Red Indians. "I don't think you meant to offend us" says a petition, "but you hurt us." CBS have already issued an apology on their website. For our part, we managed to not use a 'wig wam bam' gag in the headline.