No Rock And Roll Fun

TABLOID SAYS SOMETHING SENSIBLE SHOCK: We don't usually have much in the way of kind words for the Sun, but they do point out that Charlotte Church celebrating her 18th birthday by drinking a little too much isn't really that unexpected an event. Interestingly, while everyone else seemed to think that her coming of age meant she'd be getting her hands on GBP16million, she herself has been told she's worth just five and a half - not that that's bad for an 18 year old, mind, and seems to be slightly more than Aled Jones had amassed by this point. Then again, he didn't have such a nice arse.