No Rock And Roll Fun

VALLANCE CHASES IMBRUGLIA DOWN THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL: Neighbours. Worldwide hit single with a cover of a European track. Awkward flop. Hair products ad. Holly Vallance really is copying the Natalie Imbruglia playbook, isn't she? The good people at Schwarzkopf, who've hired her for a "GBP3 million campaign" (i.e. that's going to be the total cost of media space, production, etc) will be delighted that Holly has really settled into the role as spokesperson for their products:

"It was great to be chosen as the face of Schwarzkopf. After all, don't blondes have more fun?"

Um... Holly, you're meant to be helping flog red and blue hair dye...