No Rock And Roll Fun

WELL, IT'S LESS CRAZY THAN VOTING FOR NADER: Who will win the next US Presidential elections, the question on everyone's lips. (Except for in the White House, where they already know what the result is going to be - Bush 67%; Kerry 23%, assuming Jeb doesn't fuck up the delivery of Florida this time.) There's one more hat been thrown into the ring, though - Ronnie James Dio. He's got positions on the issues - gay marriage? "Rob Halford wants it, so it's alright by me" - and he has the support. The only question is, does the constitutional separation of church and state mean he won't be able to do the devil metal sign at his inauguration? [Playing Andrew Marr: rocktober]