No Rock And Roll Fun

YOU LIKE JULIAN COPE? NO SOUP FOR YOU: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Bill Drumond's drawing a line down the UK and marching up and down it handing out soup. Just Krazy, with a kapital K, don't you think? You can even get him to come and make soup for you, if you live near the line and don't think you'd be better off with a mug, a kettle and a cup-a-soup.

We also hear that several shops all over the country will be selling soup in the coming weeks, proving that once again Bill Drumond is ahead of the pack.

(Interestingly, nme.com seems to be the last person in the world to believe that the KLF did really burn a million quid on a Scottish island. They're wacky, but they're not mad).