No Rock And Roll Fun

THE ALLURE OF THE RICHER ("OLDER") WOMAN: Poor Rachel Stevens, whose rebound fling with "businessman" Simon Brodin has crumbled. Brodin dumped Stevens because he got a sniff of rich lady and presumably ran a few equations through Excel Spreadsheets which suggested a better long-term outcome and a far improved bottom line. Rachels "friends" say that the hardest thing is being jibbed for someone fifteen years older, which is the sort of supportive things friends often like to point out.