No Rock And Roll Fun

BRILLIANT MINDS: People who really cherish jazz, or indeed any sort of music, are generally dismissive of artists who "reinterpret the jazz classics for a modern audience", suggesting that they take the guts out of the music and turn it into so much furniture. So, it's probably apt that Steve Tyrell, jazzish singer, has just been reinvented as a furniture range. As you'd expect, the furniture is gormless updates of classic pieces aimed at people who have the money to buy expensive stuff they hope will cover up their lack of taste.

Jamie Cullum Wardobes are expected to arrive any day now in MFI.