No Rock And Roll Fun

WHERE THERE'S A TIT, THERE'S A WRIT: God, it's taken lawyer Eric Stephenson long enough to come up with something and someone to sue over Janet's breast. He's finally decided that CBS had used false advertising to "lure" him to watch the Superbowl Halftime show, and is claiming five thousand bucks in the small claim court. And there we were, believing that all lawyers were money-grubbing types. Stephenson - from Utah - has built a case that requires the court to agree that Viacom advertsied the show as "for general audiences" but instead presented him with "inappropriate, lewd, offensive, violent and degrading adult content." Let's hope he doesn't go to see The Passion expecting something biblical and pretty.