No Rock And Roll Fun

CAST OFFS: Apparently still mulling how best to best Britney's latest attention grabber - we're guessing it'll be a broken arm and a leg in plaster - Christina Aguilera is preparing to move into a new house. It's one designed for Liza Minelli, which means either Christina has very scary taste indeed, or is going to have to gut the insides and start again from scratch, although we might point out to Sarah "if you want to sell a house, you must keep it as neutral as possible, don't impose your taste on the prospective purchasers" Beeney that the custom built Minnelli manse still managed to hit a five million dollar sales target. It's believed the house comes complete with an en-suite David Gest in the master bedroom.