No Rock And Roll Fun

YOU ARE THE FUTURE? WE ARE SCREWED: Quincy Jones is putting the finishing touches to a grand charity concert in Rome. It's going to feature lots for the ladies - both JayZ and Norah Jones will be there - and an awful lot of well-meaning but muddle-headed stuff that will be saying, like, give peace a chance. So, um, 2,000 "children in indigenous costumes" will link hands, while Jones also hopes to bring together Israelis and Palestinians for the event, assuming there are any left alive by May 16th. It's the children in indigenous costumes that gets us, though: we keep thinking of that Square Pegs Christmas special...