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IF WE HAD OUR WAY, THERE'D BE PEOPLE HIDING IN THE DARK WAITING TO JUMP OUT ON ROBBIE WILLIAMS, TOO: We're not quite sure how secret a secret party for Robbie Williams can be if BBC News know about it. On the other hand, we're not entirely convinced it was meant to be a secret party for Williams - if everybody we knew was planning to go off to Scotland without telling us, we'd take that as a pretty strong sign. We're assuming Williams had found out about it - Jonathan Wilkes talks in his sleep, maybe? - and so leaked the story to the BBC in order to bounce his "friends" in having to invite him under the guise it was all a secret to surprise him, rather than avoid him.