No Rock And Roll Fun

ROSS CLEARS HERSELF: Diana Ross is going to contest claims that she didn't quite serve her sentence what with all the popping in and out. Police records insist that Ross didn't spend a twenty four period inside, as she was supposed to. Ross' lawyers counter that they have evidence that she did manage to keep in a cell for a full day without nipping down Dev's MiniMart for a packet of fags and a Take a Break. The stunning evidence which puts her in the clear? Her, um, totally impartial diary.