No Rock And Roll Fun

WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS MICHAEL JACKSON WITH CHILDREN'S TOYS?: Okay, maybe sometimes you'd get a federal case, but in this instance the answer we're looking for is the Thriller video, remade in Lego. [The website is in German, which isn't a problem; the video is in Windows Media, which is a shame.]

In other Jackson news, Lisa-Marie Presley has been talking about her time with Jackson, when the couple had a short-lived publicity stunt ("marriage"). Lisa doesn't actually say anything that's interesting in itself, but does flag up her intention to spill beans should the correct magic phrase be said (either "another million, Mrs. Jackson-Cage-Presley?" or "take the Bible in your right hand and..."):

Presley said she felt "powerless in a lot of ways, in terms of ... realizing that I was part of a machine, and seeing things going on that I couldn't do anything about," she said. "And don't ask me what sort of things, because I'm not going to answer. But just stuff."