No Rock And Roll Fun

YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT WOMAN: Good Morning America are going to let Janet Jackson play a concert for its veiwers on March 31st - but, of course, knowing what she's like, they're putting a five second delay on, just in case she squeezes her breast milk at the camera or reveals her womanly areas. Or moons. Or denounces Bush.

Apparently, America is now so genuinely scared of Janet Jackson and the possibility that she might do something sexy and unexpected, she even has to have a five second delay when she appears on the CCTV security monitors at the local bank.