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BRUISER MARTIN FIGHTS AGAIN. STILL LIKE A GIRL, MIND: Is this the third or fourth time Chris Martin has been accused of attacking a photographer?. Alessandro Copetti claims "He kicked me from behind and I crashed to the ground. It was stupid, dangerous and violent. He seems to think it is OK for him to be violent to photographers because he is a celebrity." Martin's people suggest that the snapper tripped over his own feet, which sounds like the sort of explanation the police used to give for the death of people in custody back in the 70s.