No Rock And Roll Fun

CLOG: Sky News correctly identify that limiting people to just two tickets at a time helped cause Glasontbury clog-up, as instead of going away satisifed, customers were then just turning round and trying again (kind of like trying to speed up the checkouts at Tesco by making them all 'Ten items or less').

This year, everyone is going to be sat in the Green Field swapping war storeis, aren't they?
"I know, I had to get my nanny to stay up for eight hours straight to get my tickets..."
"... don't tell me, my dear, my maid kept waking me up to ask me
to log her back into Jack's computer... it was a nightmare..."