No Rock And Roll Fun

THE MARCH OF THE BITTER MEN OF ROCK: It's taken him a while, but Stuart Cable has finally started to take his disgruntlement with being kicked out of the Stereophonics public. Which basically has just brought him into line with right-thinking people everywhere, as his attack on the band consists of pointing out they're bland and little more than a bunch of yes-blokes doing Kelly Jones' bidding. (We're not sure why he didn't notice this while he was in the band, nor for the first six months after they canned him - has he been sat at home listening to The Bartender and the Thief over and over going "Is it just me, or is there something missing?") He hasn't yet spotted they look like a permanently confused bunch of thugs who dress like they got second choice at an Essex jumble sale, but it's still early days.