No Rock And Roll Fun

NOT SO COOLIO: Coolio, sweetness, calm yourself down. It's understandable you want to do well and win some obscure competiton for the washed-up on a minor cable channel in Germany, but let's face it - trashing a dressing room because the audience voted Smokie and someone from Caught In The Act (no, us, neither) better than you only draws the world's attention to your plight.