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SHE'S GOT A STALKER: Good news for Avril Lavigne: Police have arrested her stalker. Except, judging by the reports in the Seattle Times, he's a bit crap at stalking, as he doesn't seem to have done anything apart from sending her some emails and letters. Unpleasant, perhaps, but hardly the stuff of nightmares. Even her stalkers are half-arsed, then.