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THE CRUCIAL WORD HERE IS "COULD": Filling in some time, Sky News speculates that because she's playing a Princes Trust gig, Beyonce could win an honorary OBE as a result. Well, yes, that's certainly true, in the same way that because they played the Jubilee festival, all of Atomic Kitten could be made Dames; or because Prince William fancies her, Britney Spears could be offered a position in the Privy Council. It's true in the way that saying "Beyonce could turn herself invisible and hide inside a panther" isn't.

What's more interesting is that having done a spot of work for charity, Beyonce and Jay-Z then pissed off to glug down GBP10,000 a bottle brandy - drinking it in cocktails, for christ's sake, thereby not only pissing money away but also wasting good brandy.