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DOUBLE JAIL-ENTRY BOOKKEEPING: Suede, Primal and Echobelly accountant Frank Dixon has been jailed for a year after being found guilty of ripping off his clients. Apparently, he got a light sentence because he'd only been stealing to "keep his business afloat" and not to maintain a champagne lifestyle, which we're sure will please Brett Anderson, lumbered with a massive tax bill he thought had been settled. The money Brett thought was being spent by Gordon Brown on blowing the arms off iraqi kids actually turned out to be "keeping Dixon afloat."