No Rock And Roll Fun

ELTON REPAYS HISTORICAL DEBT: We have a sneaking regard for Elton John, when he's not singing at funerals, and so we're not going to be catty in any way about his million quid donation to the Royal College of Music, the place where he learned to play pianer as a wee nipper. Although the phrases "loose change" and "rather late in the day" do keep trying to force their way into the text.