No Rock And Roll Fun

WHAT'S THE CHANCES?: So, Beyonce's putting her film career faith in a the new prequel to The Pink Panther. She's taking a risk, because it's got Steve Martin playing Clouseau, and he hasn't made a decent movie since LA Story; and it's a Pink Panther movie, and there hasn't been a decent one of those since the first once (in fact, since the "He had a minkey" bit); and it's a revival, and revivals haven't been any good since Lazarus, and even he smelled a bit. So we wonder what on earth possessed her?