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BOOTYLICIOUS, AND BOOTY-LADEN: Beyonce has been catapulted into the Forbes magazine celebrity 100 list, which uses a secret formula to calculate the value of actors and singers and so on, taking into account their pocket book, their clout, and the likelihood that a picture of them in their knickers on the cover of Forbes will shift extra copies. While Beyonce is in, Jennifer Lopez has dropped out the list - presumably because she keeps having to fork out for all those weddings; Eminem and Dr Dre have both gone, too.