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BRANDY DOUSES SPEARS: We're sure that Britney - who is, we calculate, going to be spending today trying wedding cakes, practiscing signing her new name and barking at her lawyers "Call that a prenup?" - will be delighted to get advice from Brandy about married life and all its commitments:

"Britney, chill. Find yourself and then go down the road.
Your mind has to be in a certain place in order to get married and you have to understand that this is a forever type of thing and you're making a decision to do something really big, so, if you're not ready for that, don't do it. I wasn't ready for it.
My advice to anybody out there is if you're getting married because you're secure and comfortable and you're really just cool with this person that's not what's gonna sustain a marriage. You have to have the foundation of love."

Ah, the foundation of love, the load bearing wall of affection, the airbrick of shared humour... Britney will, of course, be heeding especially Brandy's words that "this ia forever type of thing" - in Brandy's case, "forever" was less than two years. Probably not especially effective to emerge from the back door saying "there's absolutely no way out of there."