No Rock And Roll Fun

THIS IS ONE FOR THE GOOGLERS, WE SUSPECT: Jamelia "popped out" while filming Top of the Pops last week - and got all huffy when told to cover herself up.

She says of the nipslip: "The other day I was on Top of the Pops and I popped out on stage. They were like, 'No! Stop!' and I yelled, 'It's only a breast!'"

Mmm. Yeah, only a breast. I'm surprised that a programme aimed at a young audience airing well before the watershed would have been at all bothered in the current climate by the appearance of a slice of tit topped with a nipple jiggling about on camera. Just goes to show, eh?

[We bet Tim Kash was frightened half to death].