No Rock And Roll Fun

IT'S NICE THAT YOU'RE "RELIGIOUS", BUT SHUT THE CAKE UP ABOUT IT: Graham Norton's decided not to bother inviting Madonna onto his new chat show, because he's afraid she'd just bang on about Kabbalah all the time. It's kind of sad that she's gone so quickly from giving good quote to drearying on about Kabblah blah blah - without ever getting to any of the interesting stuff. Indeed, the only fascinating thing to have come out of Madonna's mouth in the last couple of years has been Britney Spear's tongue.