Monday, June 21, 2004

KIM OUT OF KITTS: Oddly, US District Judge Gerard Lynch thought that Lil' Kim might elect to stay in the Caribbean instead of returning home to face charges of perjury, and has banned her from taking part in the St Kitts Music Festival. Sweetly, her lawyer had tried to argue that Kim wouldn't be a flight risk because she was "well known."

"Tell that to Roman Polanski" sniffed the judge, locking Kim's passport away in a box.


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