No Rock And Roll Fun

YOU KNOW THE AMAZING THING? IT KNOCKED HIS EYE COLOUR BACK SO THEY MATCH AGAIN*: David Bowie's Oslo gig was all fun and games until someone lost an eye. Or almost did. Twenty minutes in, he got smacked in the eye with lollipop. The report says "an aide managed to free the lollipop", which makes it sound like it really got wedged in there, King Harold style, and, understandably, he had a bit of a go at the person who flung the sweet at him. The Sun reckons it's spoken to the person who owned the offending ChupaChup:

"I was dancing, holding the sweet up. Then I was pushed and it flew from my hand."

Hmm. Sounds about as plausible as those people who try and explain objects lodged in their anus with "It was a million to one chance..."

*This bit isn't true