No Rock And Roll Fun

THERE IS A GOD AFTER ALL: Something brilliant - to borrow Emily Eavis's word - has come out of Glastonbury: According to 6Music, Noel Gallagher has decided to scrap the Oasis album and start all over again. Of course, it might be that once he's got back to dry land he might change his mind all over again, but it seems being surrounded by hundreds of bands who actually have half a clue and something to say has made him realise just how empty Oasis are sounding these years. We're not sure how he can start sorting that out, unless he intends to get another band in to do all the work for him and just slap a brand over the top... but that would be ridiculous, wouldn't it?