No Rock And Roll Fun

WHAT DOES EIGHT AND A HALF MILLION BUY YOU?: If the documents just released are to be believed, silence. That's what Jacko is meant to have paid to the last boy who accused him of fiddling with him - not, of course, that Mr. Jackson did, he was just afraid that if the boy went round saying he had, it might harm his career. We still see it as a curious act of charity that would rather pay eight and a half million quid to a person who's calling you a child abuser, rather than stand up and prove your innocence in a court room.

Laurence Llewelyn Bowen could have had sex with his wife 1,417 times for that, you know.