No Rock And Roll Fun

BOBBY BROWN ISSUES TERROR THREAT: While appearing in court again over the child support he'd forgotten to pay, Bobby Brown issued a chilling warning that he intended to "work harder to try and keep up with the patyments." While some observers suggested this could just mean he'll stop trying to feed Miracle-Gro to the roots of his withering career and get a proper job, most are agreed this seems to be a threat of future tours, appearances on TV programmes and possibly even Best Of CDs.